Handsome devil dating tips

The drunker you are The easier it is to get laid But the harder it is to You may have to picture what it is this months Whoever you've been think of The girl at the Pizza Hut Midgets, nuns What ever little miss it was And with a little hard work, a little luck If you happen to give enough Maybe you can get it up.

Now a is supposed to be fun Instant gratification, a roller coaster But no one wants to get stuck over and over Going home to the roller coaster It's hard to watch your shows And do your homework And when the ride you rode is over It'll cost more than a roll of quarters. You can't get Pull out I know how warm and good it feels In her pants But its gettin' crowded 'round here Please, pull out But you don't If its not the one you want to stay with You can avoid the face Give a damn But not the abbreviation Taking payments from your paycheck You can do it, pull out.

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Men have what I call a "Columbus Complex" Other people may have been there But we still want to feel like we discovered it So don't tell the number that you done it with Your summers in Columbia When you were young and done a bunch of dumber Rambunctious kids Wait for the second date to cuff the wrists Sponges, rubber gloves, and whips, oven mitts Now a well trimmed personal area, that's nice But why's she so ready? You don't suppose That she never knows When she might show somebody? Now think about that before you go steady Or maybe at your own wedding. You can't get If she's your girlfriend Leave her alone with your friends In her pants Now, I don't expect no virgin But let 'em try to screw her If she's flirting, or But you don't It won't work man Get rid of her And get yourself a new girlfriend Remember Give a damn The guaranteed exchange rate At this party she's an 8 At the club a 7 At my apartment a 10 Environment dictates The morning after She may slip to a 3 'Cause some things are better just to lust for.

Thank you, and enjoy yourself. If it's not the one you want just let it go If it's not the one you want just let it go If it's not the one you want just let it go. Quiero recibir notificaciones de artistas destacados y noticias.

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But you don't If it's not the one you wanna stay with You can avoid the face, Give a damn But not the abbreviation Taking payments from your paycheck You can do it! Men have what I call a Columbus Complex Other people may have been there, But we still want to feel like we discovered it So don't tell the number that you done it with Your summers in Columbia When you were young and done a bunch of dumber boing sound Rambunctious kids!

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Wait for the second date to cuff the wrists Sponges, rubber gloves, and whips, oven mitts Now a well trimmed personal area, that's nice But why's she so ready? You don't suppose That she never knows When she might show somebody? Now think of that before you go steady, Or maybe at your own wedding.

The morning after, She may slip to a three Cause some things are better just to lust for. This concludes the introductory segment of the Godforbid self-help collection Hey, sleep with other races Help out international relations.

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General Comment Pretty self explanatory song, but I cant seem to wrap my head around the idea he is getting at with the lyrics, "Now a well trimmed personal area, that's nice But why's she so ready? No Replies Log in to reply. There was an error. Log in now to add this track to your mixtape!

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